My mom woke me up with urgency; it’s amazing how your world can turn comical if you look closely and in a third person’s point of view hahahahaha. She saw my dad sleeping in his own puke in the bathroom! Imagine that scene, I know right you just can’t! But lucky me I had to witness it all. He *my father* said he can’t stand up for some reason so my mom asked me to pull him up and so I did, funny thing was the bastard just stood up and washed a bit then walked back to the bedroom talk about theatrical drama!
How I wished I woke up in Vegas or something, it would have been easier. And yes this is weird even for us; thinking about it makes me shudder
4 years and 5 months working for my company and I can say it was roller coaster ride. It shocked me that I lost my job, but I must say I did see it coming. I saw the sign quoting the song by Ace of Base “I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes” I got call from my senior manager and Badabing Badaboom you’re fired the sad part about this episode was that I was on vacation and mind you I was in the beach! After the phone call I’m not sure what I did but I remember that I had no direction, just me staring blankly at the sea –very poetic don’t you think?--- like I said I saw this coming but I never knew this would happen to me! As you may have guessed my entire being is flooded with emotions, from confusion, anger, self pity etc.
5 days later
I started to realize it is not the end! HAHA and yes I can be melodramatic but hey! Give me break I lost my job! I can now say I’m going to be ok, I need to be ok. What surprises me with this ordeal is that I can joke about it, I guess it’s just me being positive like the saying goes there is a light in the end of the tunnel, its pretty cheesy but it works for me.
a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b: the use or language of sarcasm
Otherwise known as wit!
which only means it takes Intel to pull that off and even get them! I love the fresh smell of sarcastic remarks! In fact i eat them for breakfast! *I wish*
I'm not being full of myself *just to clear the air* I'm just saying I comprehend, adore the humor and beauty of sarcasm.
I remember I told someone "Hey I'm really sorry to burst your bubble but you know what the universe is laughing behind your back, poor girl" I had to tell her or i might start laughing at her too, I was trying to be nice right?!
And let me tell yah Sarcasm is just one of the services i offer and mind you it's free so take it!
It's quite admirable when one attempts to use be sarcastic however I'll stop admiring when you can't pull it off.
Sarcasm is a Language and thus you need to practice.. Try doing that in the mirror and I might say your a genius but remember talent is talent ~wink~
I'm getting bored with my job. I thought i wanted a career and wear a tie, turns out i just want the pay check and that's why i pretend to work and they pretend to pay me! don't you just love this world!
